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aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

(via sawebee)

#tru #treat yo self #parks and rec

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(via dollyriot)

#pshhh #periods #eggs? #funny

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

image

(via dollyriot)

#mmmm #pizza #oh hey that's me

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

(via creekdontrise)

#byeeee #guh #chris pratt

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

(via cookiekhaleesi)

#hahaha #not the croissant #video

creekdontrise:

Also I did some presents by painting these little wood plaque things I found … maybe I will do custom commission ones? Would anyone be interested in them…

Beautiful art by beautiful people! And I got one!

#it's because i'm foxy #get it? #creekdontrise #painting #illustration

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

(via younopoo)

"Will you come with me to the mountains? It will hurt at first, until your feet are hardened. Reality is harsh to the feet of shadows. But will you come?"

- C.S. Lewis  (via house-of-romanov)

(via cookiekhaleesi)

#cs lewis #quote

awwmikey:

a strong female character is one who is defined by her own characteristics, history and personality, and not solely by the actions or needs of other characters. she is a person in the story, not a prop. x

(via beaconchills)

#bless this show #oitnb #badass ladies

thelittlestbat:

From new Batgirl creative team, Cameron Stewart, Brenden Fletcher and Babs Tarr!

Here’s an article about it too!

(via dollyriot)

#dc is doing a superhero selfie thing and i love it #and batgirl #dc comics #batman #batgirl #barbara gordon

English Bulldog puppy at the sea

(via mootiness)

#dogs!!! #english bulldog #animals

dotcore:

Song of Storms.by Matt Rockefeller.
via INPRNT.